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Lessons Learned from Vincent Van God Awful

Have you heard what happened to Lisa Gherardini?!

No, she’s not the new Bachelorette.  And no, she didn’t get punched in the face on the latest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Her bones did, however, turn up in an Italian convent.

Cool!  A new murder mystery!  Tabloid fodder to outdo that now-dull celeb escapade. Yippee.

Actually, no again.

The big hoo-ha over Lisa Gherardini is due to her being the supposed model for that really important painting.  You know, the one with the “enigmatic smile”.

And now they’ve found her bones aren’t we excited to have that mystery finally laid to rest?

Hold on a sec.  Who says we want to know?  Isn’t the mystery part of what makes the painting so alluring?  Forget “alluring”, I should really just say “famous”, because at this point that’s all that painting is.  Simply the most famous of paintings to which hoards of people flock so they can mark it off their bucket list.  Last time I looked nobody was exactly admiring Leonardo’s brush strokes.

And I wonder.  If we rob Mona of her mystery will her fame not suffer as a result?  Don’t we need a good narrative to remind us of a thing’s importance?

So why doesn’t Johanna Bonger get more attention?  You know, Johanna Bonger?  Arguably the art world’s most important woman of all time.

Who?  Johanna Bonger.  AKA Johanna Cohen Gosschalk.  Oh, come on!

Johanna Van Gogh!

And no, not Vincent’s wife.  His sister-in-law.

A little while I ago I had the misfortune (no, that’s not a typo) to go to the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam.  I diligently bought my tickets in advance, knowing that if I were to wait I would likely be distracted by other things (I can’t imagine what other distractions Amsterdam has to offer) and once again miss the opportunity to stand up close and personal with Van Gogh’s resplendently celebrated “Sunflowers”.

So there I was on a glorious June day, entering the hallowed halls of one of Amsterdam’s choices art prizes.  And as I wandered from room to room, following the paintings in prescribed chronological order, something dark and unsettling gnawed at me, a forbidden realization that I felt ashamed to admit to.

But standing before the Van Gogh’s pièce de résistance, his moment of triumph, his “Sunflowers”, I could deny my shameful insight no longer.

This guy is a pathetic hack!

Some things are better digital.

 

Right from the start one gets the impression of a young man who desperately wants to be a great artist but who doesn’t yet have the technique, or even the insight.  It all looks very much like bad student work, from the sort of novice who thinks that just because he has what he believes is a good idea (which is debatable as well) that this makes him a great artist.

And over the course of his short career, it never changes. This is a man who just wanted to be famous.  Nowhere in the work could I see a desire to reveal some hidden truth, or capture some ephemeral quality of life.  No Seurat, Gauguin, or Monet.  Nope.  It was all about how frustrated he was that other people didn’t recognize him as a great artist.  It’s in the subject matter, the brush strokes, even the color.

And “Sunflowers”?  The plaque beside the “masterpiece” talks about how Van Gogh wanted to create an artist colony in Arles where other (and more lauded) artists could come and inspire one another.  Typical delusions of grandeur.  How many film students have I heard talk about this great idea of putting together a collective?  Forget actually having any projects.  If we can just get everyone together, fame and fortune will surely follow.

So in February of 1888 a young and misguided Vincent rustled together a couple of paintings to decorate the walls of his destined-for-glory commune (the 19th century equivalent of popping down to T.J. Max and picking up a couple of cheap prints) and voilà, “Sunflowers”.  The colony, by the way, didn’t really take off, and by July 1890 he was impoverished, sans one ear, and dead by his own hand.

This is where Johanna Bonger enters the picture (though not as literally as in Picasso’s work).

After Van Gogh unceremoniously offed himself and brother Theo bit the bullet not six months later, Theo’s wife, Johanna, was lumped with a pile of art, cluttering up her life and leaving her with a dilemma.  I can picture her muttering, “What the hell do I do with all this crap?”

So what did she do?  She single-handedly went out and convinced the world that this egotistical nutter, who never had the patience to learn his craft but still wondered why nobody was taking him seriously, was the greatest artist of all time.

I don’t know about you, but that’s impressive.

Convincing the glitterati that sloppy technique is really genius abandon, that cutting off ones ear is the true mark of artistic nobility, that takes balls.   And it’s a narrative that we’re all still gobbling up.

Because we do so need the narrative to convince us of all things significant.  Hence poor Lisa Gherardini’s exhumation.  Or Picasso’s harem of muses.  And above all, hapless old Vincent’s ear.

But let’s face it, without someone to dicky up the story and make the rest of us pay attention, you can cut off your ear, nose, and right nipple for all that that will make the difference.

So I take my hat off to the salespeople of the world.  The glorious marketers who peddle our second rate wares by weaving many a fantastic tale.  Because without these turd-polishers we would be nothing but a bunch of frauds, gibbering about how the world doesn’t take us seriously. What whiny babies we are.

Maybe that’s ultimately why we love Van Gogh more than the rest.  Because, like us, he’s a fool and a hack, who was simply lucky enough to have an actually brilliant individual sell his shit to the rest of the dim-witted public.  If only we all had a Johanna Bonger to turn our dull existence into a mysterious, intriguing, and above all profitable story.  Cha-ching!

PS. It is worth noting that all of Van Gogh’s art looks better in reproduction.  As if his true genius was capturing that “je ne sais quoi” quality that makes cheap art look that much better as Z-Gallerie tat.

The Irrelevance of Travel

Close your eyes and think of a moment from your life.  What time of day is it?  Are you inside our outside?  Are there other people with you?  What do you hear?  What do you smell?  What do you taste?

This basic sense-memory exercise is the kind I do with the students in my directing class, one designed to conjure up the complex array of emotions that accompanies every memory.

Having recently returned from an incredible couple of weeks traveling around Europe, I am left with a tapestry of memories that delight my senses and my emotions.

A man walking his dog ahead of me on a street with no sidewalk in Berlin.

Five French women laughing in a packed 2nd class train compartment traveling from Avignon to Lyon.

A woman smoking in the dirty courtyard below my 3rd floor Parisian hotel room window.

These moments are banal.  There is nothing in them to label them as significant, lasting, unique.  I will no doubt forget many of them in time.  You may even wonder if there were more “significant” moments?  Sure.  But they are outnumbered by far by the banal ones.

The black smudge on my backpack.

The sound of the ticket validation machine in the U-Bahn.

The smoky smell of a neighborhood bar on the outskirts of Prague.

Banal.  Banal.  Banal.

And yet, if my trip was full of banal moments but still fantastic, then I must attribute the joy of travel to its very banality.  Because what is life if not the accumulation of banal moments?  They make us bland, ordinary, mundane.  But they also give us grace and humility, and make us human.

I have a multitude of photographs to remind me of the banal moments of my trip, not to mention a collection of short video snapshots, which I have uploaded for your enjoyment.  All of these are about a simple, fleeting, moment in time.

I invite you to watch and then perhaps take a moment out of your busy schedule to reflect on that mote of dust floating through the air in front of you.  Or that man crossing the road.  Or the dirty plate you forgot to put in the sink.

Take a moment to celebrate your banality.

Tempelhof Airport, Berlin:

Baerwaldstrasse, Berlin:

Berlin to Prague:

Mala Strana Square, Prague:

The Mona Lisa:

Paris to Aix-en-Provence:

Puyvert, France:

P.S. I would be remiss if I didn’t give a shout out to Liz and Reed Fish, who since January have been gracing the web with daily video-moment poetry, and whose work is truly inspiring.  Check out their website at http://www.thefishesloveyou.com/#388734/Ten-Second-Moments.